choadstain

Choadstain, the stain that is left behind by a penis that is wider than it is long. Normally, but not exclusively after intercourse. May also be left behind after beating your meat.

Dude, you just left your choadstain on that beds comforter!

by dubc949 May 25, 2008

choad floater

Pretentious hipster douche who thinks he's better than you.

Sam wears ironic pink glasses and only buys vinyl. He's a complete choad floater!

by DoctorYes March 4, 2011

Pancake Choad

A very short, wide penis, resembling the shape of a pancake.

Girl 1: He pulled down his pants, and all I saw was a pancake, I just wanted to cover it in syrup and run away."

Girl 2: "You should have when you had the chance, pancake choads are a menace to society."

by pringlekid April 1, 2010

Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo

The excitedly gleeful cheer of a noble Choad Warrior as he prepares to worship at the altar of his helmet headed deity.

Words fail in the attempt to express the level of joy associated with a proper Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo.

by NumbaOneSon February 14, 2009

choadigan

A garment:
deriving from the word 'choad'
(massive knob head he thinks he's cool as fuck) who wears slim fit cardigans with the shirt lappell sewen in to exsensuate his gym toned physique)

i look at that Dave wearing his choadigan again, what a whopper.

by Gaddster May 12, 2011

Choach & Chops

When a man can only grow sideburns not long enough to touch the chin hair.

"Yo, did you see Todd can finally grow a full beard? It's not just Choach & Chops!!"

Sometimes Manuel cries because he can only grow Choach & Chops.

by Tripple Nipple Tittie Twisters November 10, 2017

chocolate choad

when a girl pours chocolate syrup or chocolate sauce on a choad and licks it off.

Shelby experimented the chocolate choad on Jamie.

by glockstarr727 July 5, 2009