Chestical

(noun) location of the female body
Chesticals (plaural)

A slang word meaning breast.

Slightly compared to the male tactical in regards to:

sagging with age

both producing white substances

a lack of wishing to be injured in the location

and a feared place to get cancer

singular:
Mary was punched in the breast and screamed "AHHHH MY CHESTICAL!!!!"

plural:
Before my period my period my chesticals hurt.

by pandanuggets February 02, 2014

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what seems to be rather large testicals growing on a man's chestal area. or as some may call them, man boobs, or for slang, chesties.

Oh jeez, his chesticals were atleast a size c!

by Kim October 03, 2003

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when some one kicks you in the nuts so hard its knocks your balls into your chest

cindy just gave ryan a fresh pair of chesticals....ouch

by ricky the sticky iky December 24, 2006

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Parts of a woman's anatomy on her chest that resemble a man's testicals

A girl walks into a bar . . .

Man 1 - 'Wow check out the rack on that!'

Man 2- 'Mate, look at them, they are all saggy and wrinkly!'

Man 1 - 'eww eww eww EWW! She has a pair of chesticals!'

by fishcake12345 December 15, 2009

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