1) The act of defecating on a British woman
2) The act of defecating on a woman while acting in a flamboyantly British manner (ie. fake British accent, tea drinking, etc.)
3) A fictional British person, whose sole pleasure in life is shitting on the chest of unsuspecting women
2) The act of defecating on a woman while acting in a flamboyantly British manner (ie. fake British accent, tea drinking, etc.)
3) A fictional British person, whose sole pleasure in life is shitting on the chest of unsuspecting women
1) I was on holiday in England, and I hooked up with a girl, only to find out that she had herpes. In my rage, I took her again and gave her the good ole' Shit Chestington.
2) My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with some role playing. I told her I would act the part of Shit Chestington. She looked at me quizzically. Thirty minutes later she found out the hard way, with a hot shit on her chest. I watched her try to clean up, drinking tea with my pinky out, spouting comments like "Hey lass looks like you got yourself in a spot of bother. You're bloody covered in shite!"
2) My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with some role playing. I told her I would act the part of Shit Chestington. She looked at me quizzically. Thirty minutes later she found out the hard way, with a hot shit on her chest. I watched her try to clean up, drinking tea with my pinky out, spouting comments like "Hey lass looks like you got yourself in a spot of bother. You're bloody covered in shite!"
by Shit Chestington December 1, 2010
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Get the Chessing mug.Person 1: stop chexting me in the middle of the night.
Person 2: but its so beautiful (insert picture of chez cereal here)
Person 2: but its so beautiful (insert picture of chez cereal here)
by Dunk2001 February 1, 2014
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by southboroughboy April 19, 2018
Get the chessington community college mug.When one guy seemingly at random punches another guy in the chest, knocking the air out of him. This is done back and forth between the two males as a game. Each incident is increasingly surprising for the victim.
Guy 1: -sitting on the couch, watching T.V.-
Guy 2: -creeps up behind couch, with stealth-
Guy 1: -goes to change the channel...-
Guy 2: -attacks- "CHEST!"
Guy 1: -falls over, without air-
This is chesting.
Guy 2: -creeps up behind couch, with stealth-
Guy 1: -goes to change the channel...-
Guy 2: -attacks- "CHEST!"
Guy 1: -falls over, without air-
This is chesting.
by anonymous576 January 28, 2006
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The phrase originated from Chessington world of adventures having lots of "exhilerating rides"
The phrase originated from Chessington world of adventures having lots of "exhilerating rides"
Person One: Did you hear about Jake and Rachels mom last night at the party?
Person Two: Yeah, I heard he was a real Chessington World of Adventures!
Person One: I heard that too! Apparently she was screaming for the entire ride!
Person Two: Yeah, I heard he was a real Chessington World of Adventures!
Person One: I heard that too! Apparently she was screaming for the entire ride!
by tryingftw May 30, 2011
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