A shit smear on your asscrack or in your drawers that includes a non-shit chunk. Said chunk can consist of chile seeds, any tree nut, undigested items (including paper, metal and wood), Capt'n Crunch and more. This does not include klingons.
I hate doing laundry because dad always has chumpstains in his underpants.
Dude, I went to eat Erin's pussy and the bitch had a gnar chumpstain! She must wipe from back to front.
Dude, I went to eat Erin's pussy and the bitch had a gnar chumpstain! She must wipe from back to front.
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A female athlete stripping in celebration after an important sports play. From soccer player hottie Brandi Chastain, who peeled off her jersey top and fell to her knees with fists clenched after her game-winning penalty kick against China in the 1999 FIFA Women's World Cup.
'After clinching Silver at Beijing, gymnast Alicia Sacramone pulled a chastain in the heat of the moment when she slid her leotard off her shoulder to flash a breast at a nearby TV camera.'
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