Cheesemaker

A man with an uncircumcised penis.

So called because, if unwashed, the region between the head of the penis and the uncircumcised skin could develop a sweaty, smelly residue - a bit like smelly cheese.

Paul was glad he wasn't a cheesemaker because he only washed once a week.

by toroboy July 18, 2009

cheesewilly

The act of "wet willying" someone, except using liquid nacho cheese, as opposed to saliva.

"Guys, I totally pulled a cheesewilly on Pryce!"

by talljord May 8, 2008

Cheebsmail

A friendly email that has numerous typing/spelling/grammatical errors, much like what you would expect to see if Michael J. Fox typed you an email while he was having Parkinson's shaking episode.

I tried to make sense of it, but after the fifth typing error I gave up on reading the Cheebsmail.

by PapaLark December 30, 2014

Cheesemas

A very important holiday celebrated on the 18th of December every year to celebrate the meaning of life (CHEESE)don’t ask why cheese is the meaning of life if you have to ask you will never know

Hey cheesemas is next week are you excited

What’s cheesemas

The most important day of the year

by EvaLovesToDraw June 14, 2020

cheesemeister

Someone whose behavior is consistantly hokey, a lame-o.

David Hasselhoff is a real cheesemeister.

by Anya Anamhbme January 3, 2005

Cheeseman

Noun, Adj;

Self styled Del boy and general lunatic that makes a living buying cardboard, conning single mums out of retro games/consoles and marking them up tenfold on wherever he isn't banned from.
In recent months, 'doing a Cheeseman' has come to generalise someone who has totally unrealistic pricing on stuff they are selling.

1.Guy on Facebook has a sealed Mariokart and wants three grand for it.
2. Lol, wasn't Cheeseman was it ?

by Spartyvus December 6, 2018

Cheeseman

A girl that no one finds attractive except for you. All true bros have a cheeseman. You cannot make fun of a bro for his cheeseman, as it is not a choice.

Bro 1: Damn bro, I would totally hit that.

Bro 2: Are you kidding me bro? She's a freaking grenade.

Bro 1: I can't help it bro, she's my cheeseman.

Bro 2: Oh, it's cool then.

by chyaaaaaa December 24, 2012