Cheesewiring

Cheesewiring is what happens when a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect, much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire. It really fucking hurts.

Example: "I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."

by WHB October 28, 2006

Cheesewiring

When a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire, with pubic hair and a penis in place of cheese and a wire.

"I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."

by Marc W.J. November 7, 2008

cheesegirling

The act of fangirling, but for cheese, and how it is made and the subject itself.

Me: *sends a video on how Mozzarella is made*
Ender: *fangirls*
Me: Are you cheesegirling over cheese?

by Minzarella March 24, 2019

cheeseline

the line of people waiting to get their hands on the delicious low-grade cheese that the government gives out to the less fortunate

It's welfare day and it's looking like a cheeseline.

by Funkmaster Maui October 15, 2006

cheesebread

when you dent your car so bad that it looks like a piece of bread smothered with cheese.

AH FUCK i just cheesebreaded my car! my dads gonna KILL ME!

by David Cheese December 9, 2008

cheesefumes

The odour eminating from a penis whose owner has neglected to wash it. Such as D. McGowan of Merseyside.

"Dominic opened the top of his trousers to scratch his balls but was hit by immediate cheesefumes."

by dickytoon January 22, 2009

cheesebreather

Derogatory term for vegetarians, used by vegans.

Did you see what that fucking cheesebreather tweeted? These people have no empathy...

by UrbanDictionaryUserNr1312 July 19, 2021