cheese dick

a man who complains about something, when it is his own fault.

Would you like some wine to go along with your cheese dick?

by not a cheese dick February 28, 2011

cheese dick

Alternate for Dickhead. Cheese Dick refers to persons from the upper midwest of nordic decent. Cheese head becomes Cheese Dick. This also applys to dim-witted Minnesotans as well. You betcha!

Hey Guido, can you believe that cheesedick just stopped to let me fuck him outta this parking space?

Instead of saying move it buddy this cheesedick says"excuse me".

These cheesedicks never stop talkin' about nothin'.

by rodz June 10, 2005

cheese dick

matts unclean penis involving cheese activities

unwashed penis indicates build up of yellow cheese in other words cheese dick

by jesus farmer July 10, 2006

cheese dick

A man who has been given the unfortunate burden of an unhealthy build up of smegma on the penis due to a combination of poor hygiene and just really bad genes.

Jesus fuck, y'know what Gezelle told me? That Chris is a smelly cheese dick.

by The Swindler May 13, 2005

cheese dick

When you dip your dick in cheese and get a midget girl to lick it off and then stick it in her ass.

Man, look at that midget bitch, I'd love to cheese dick her.

by Mace from Spiffeh land September 4, 2008

cheese dick

Someone who continuously tries to screw you over while playing video games.

I won't play with Smash Brothers with Dave Murdoch anymore, he's being a cheese dick.

by Lunch Box January 30, 2005

cheese dick

One whose "member" has the properties of cheese, namely soft and easy to melt.

The president is a remarkable cheese dick.

by R. Snot August 29, 2003