balance the checkbook

masturbating while taking a crap. thus making a deposit and a withdraw.

while watching porn and eating spicy nachos, andrew suddenly had to go balance the checkbook.

by ryfunk November 29, 2007

Chechuck

A group of hillbillies in southwestern PA. Free loaders and often associated with white trash and mentally challenged farmers. Never to be trusted, bad work ethic,lives off the government. Bad reputation.

Dont trust them Chechucks, just want you for your money.

by 2legit2quit82 June 18, 2018

Checkbuddy

No mate, yes buddy.

ME:Checkbuddy! Guy:NOOOO!

by I like boiled potatoes January 4, 2022

cluckbucket

Dunce, fool, nimrod.

John Wagner is a cluckbucket;

or

Dude's having another baby with that girl? What a cluckbucket.

by Kyle Radley April 18, 2008

Furry checkbook

Another name for a pussy, moot, vagina, vertical smile and so on. Rather than the act.

Show us your furry checkbook (or furry cheque book in oz).

by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009

cherknucklefuck

To be brutally butt-fucked via an uppercut directly to the anus, with violent twisting starting clockwise then counterclockwise with constant shifting of direction

Ex: if you don’t get out of my way I’ll cherknucklefuck you to kingdom come

by The inside joker July 3, 2022

nigger's checkbook

1. A term used to describe a state of intoxication (either by alcohol or someother substance)
2. All fucked up

After I leave the bar, I'm gonna be nigger's checkbook.

We smoked so much dope, I was nigger's checkbook.

by snake801 December 20, 2006