Monkey Chuffer

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.

Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.

by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004

Chwuffin

Chwuffin means "Chunky Dwarf Puffin". It's a method of describing someone who is a little round, short and resembles a puffin.

A chwuffin is often under 5'7, has very squishy cheeks, and is the least funny person you'll ever meet.

You see her over there? She's a chwuffin, just look how round and small she is.

by MarshallBrigade May 11, 2021

Chuffed

To be very excited and/or impressed.

"I am so chuffed about going to the concert Friday night!"

by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

chuff chance

when a football (soccer) player misses his shot.

Commentator: Dele Alli passes it up the middle. Kane takes a shot! Oh it’s off the post! Chuff Chance for Harry Kane!

by Ilovecocain August 17, 2018

Chaffetz

Dick cheese that has been transferred from one penis to another during the act of docking.

"I can always tell the chaffetz apart because it's so yellow. Fucking chaffetz!"

by SimianFriday February 16, 2017

Chuffed to bits

To be thrilled by something.

"I'm chuffed to bits by your b donka donk" -Hugh Laurie

by ElephatShiAT December 17, 2008

chuffed

To be very pleased, proud or happy with yourself

I just scored free tickets to the gig, I'm well chuffed!

by dr.rob June 10, 2004