chatturbator

A person who chatturbates

Daniel was as chronic chatturbator.

by jennimax May 25, 2009

Chatus

A chat status. e.g. A status message in gchat.

"Did you click on that link in Ben's chatus?"
"Yes, those cute cats were cute."

by B.Lo April 2, 2012

To pull a Cattus

Accidentally killing your ghostly mentor.

"Wait, is he going to pull a Cattus?"

by Oriyirah March 13, 2022

Chattung

A spastic who can't spell

"As if I'm snapchattung my mum"

by Spazmoids.com February 26, 2017

Rattus cattus

1.)"Rattus cattus"At first glance possibly an interesting idea sharing Individual.Upon closer review is just another example of why,Kinder müssen nichts über das deutsche Vaterland und seine Völker erzählen.Dies machte deutlich, was amerikanische Politiker und jene Juden, die Regierungslügen finanzieren, über eine von jüdischer Gier zerstörte Nation verbreiteten und was die christlichen Massen in Deutschland (ja, sogar in den 1940er Jahren) wussten, dass "Judas" (ein Jude) Jesus die tötete Der Messias wurde getötet und Kikes beschuldigte den katholischen Römer und die Juden, diese Religion aus Gier des jüdischen Hundes an sie verkauft zu haben. Geh weg von ihren bösen Taten und rieche nach Rosen. Gott liebt dich trotz deiner eigenen Unkenntnis der wahren Natur des Kikes. Das jüdische Volk hat nur Jesus getötet ...

"Das juden"Rattus cattus is the name of the type that would kill our Jesus if he was to return to the earth as a man for a 2nd time.

by Til lindemann January 16, 2021

chatbush

A sudden attack made from a concealed position against an innocent member of an online community. One is intending only a brief engagement on a social networking site or email provider, e.g. Facebook or Gmail, and one is subsequently accosted by a person of unsavory or over enthusiastic disposition via chat. The resulting conversation is neither desired nor succinct, and one cannot escape for fear of denying the chatbandit's vital need for social affirmation. Ultimately ones responses are reduced to mere letters or sounds.

chatbandit: one who chatbushes.

[e-mail] is merely passing through the social network

lolzorz!@shitforbrains.com: HI! so today i had like the best thing of popcorn at the movies.

[e-mail]: oh, that is quite exciting, i was just about to

lolzorz!@shitforbrains.com: it was so buttery it got all on my hands! has that ever hapened to you?

[e-mail]: mm hmm

lolzorz!@shitforbrains.com: (further unnecessary information)

[e-mail]: k

later:

[e-mail]: god i got brutally chatbushed by that chatbandit. i expected to be on there for a few minutes, he had me by the short ones for like an hour. my responses were reduced to mere onomatopoeia!

by ramuska October 2, 2009

chattsters

do u want chattsters? do u know wat chattsters r? , i do, do u, good coz i dont.
do u want the great chattster chin wag, every person in the world is talkin about them, but i dont know wat they r, do u, the population of the world doesnt know wat they r, but i do, do u?

if i wer u, i wud get that chattster chin wag into gear and find out wat it means, i already know so find out for me coz i dint know wat they r, i ave never haerd of chattsters???

do u want chattsters, they are really good, every1's doin it, apert from the whole population of the chattster chin wagers.

please tell me wat a chattster is but i already know so thats y i want u to find out for me???

ave u ever heard of chattsters? i avnt heard of chatsters, do u want chatsters, r they cool , i would tell u but i dont know my self???

please tell me how to do a chattster chin wag and then i will have one with u, if i can remember how to chattster.

is a chattster chin wag good, it is isnt it? i would tell u but i dont know.

please go in a dictionary and find out wat it means. that would be silly though coz i know wat they r.

i know wat they are coz i have got a chattster chin wag CD rom so i can go on it, but i dont use coz i dont have one, i know wat chattsters r, do u, i dont?



(p.s. have a great time havin a chattster chin wag about wat a chattster is, i know wat one is, but im not gona tell u coz i dont know)

ch ch ch chattsters!!! confused? no point to this at all!!!

by Dave-2004 January 12, 2004