A pro crastinator is someone who takes procrastination to the next level.
The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"
The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"
Jim: It's April 30th. Did you get your tax refund back yet?
Joe: It's April already?
Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.
Joe: It's April already?
Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.
by Ur Daddie March 15, 2011
Get the Pro Crastinator mug.Someone who severely procrastinate and loses their amenity of procrastinating; therefore, the heavy procrastinators become pro at crastinating.
David: Mr. Goodger, I'm going to procrastinate on my Trig and Pre-AP Physics test. I'm good at procrastinating.
Mr. Goodger: Be careful David, if you procrastinate too much, you will lose your amenity become a pro at crastinating. In other word, pro-crastinating.
David: Ha! whateva, da crew n i r goin' driftin' at da zoo!
Mr. Goodger: Be careful David, if you procrastinate too much, you will lose your amenity become a pro at crastinating. In other word, pro-crastinating.
David: Ha! whateva, da crew n i r goin' driftin' at da zoo!
by BenchMax345 March 20, 2008
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Repeated chastigasms in succession over a short period of time. The second is typically more intense than the first. On most occasions, after having the first chastigasm, the girl leaves the apartment. If she immediately returns out of confusion or to make another attempt, but the man continues to chastigasm her and makes her go again, she has had a multiple chastigasm.
That little blond was really hoping to bone him, but Don just sat there smoking a pipe and reading the paper. So, she left the apartment, but then opened the door again to try one last time, but he gave her a multiple chastigasm.
by McDivett September 11, 2010
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Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession
Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession
**Man Aoun is so good at procrastinating he should figure out a way he can do it while getting paid and become a proffesional crastinator
by Bskoks13 February 11, 2009
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Devin: Bitch don't hate me, im co-crastinating. Ya thats right. BioPsych is my bitch now.
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Sean: Hey mom, im gonna go co-crastinate because i'd rather listen to some funky dubstep AND study for 4.5 hours than finish up my studying in like 30 minutes in peace and quiet.
Devin: Bitch don't hate me, im co-crastinating. Ya thats right. BioPsych is my bitch now.
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Sean: Hey mom, im gonna go co-crastinate because i'd rather listen to some funky dubstep AND study for 4.5 hours than finish up my studying in like 30 minutes in peace and quiet.
by devin the dizude December 15, 2010
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"Jill, have you gotten those TPS reports done yet? The boss will be very mad if they're not done soon!"
"No, I haven't. I just can't help poo-crastinating the stoopid TPS reports!"
"Jill, have you gotten those TPS reports done yet? The boss will be very mad if they're not done soon!"
"No, I haven't. I just can't help poo-crastinating the stoopid TPS reports!"
by fishpoo May 28, 2009
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Is very unique and has her own sense of style
Is known to have ovarian cancer
Is very unique and has her own sense of style
Is known to have ovarian cancer
Chastinie is awesome
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