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brasumptious chesticles

An incredulously large pair of breasts found on a slim girl.

Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!
"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"

"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"

"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"
by ScottRiley February 23, 2008
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chesticles

Chesticles. The female form of testicles. Also known as, boobies, honkers, cans, cannon or gazongers
Scotty: Check out the chesticles on her!
Mitch: That's my mum dude.
Scotty: So?
by ScottyW November 15, 2006
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Sharticles

A sharticle is any piece of airborne debri resulting from a shart, which is an act halfway between a shit and a fart.
Stray sharticles in the public restroom landed on Hugo's toothbrush while he attempted to clean his teeth at work.
by His Goochness September 28, 2008
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chesticles

1. Female breasts. Aka boobs, hooters.
2. The elusive "female intuition".
3. The organ which females think with; the equivalent of a male's penis.
4. A woman's second face.
1. Misa Campo's got nice chesticles.

2. She dumped me because she let her chesticles do the thinking.

3. When your missus is yelling, just nod and look at her chesticles.
by blacklight October 16, 2008
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Chartales

Stories which are profoundly untrue, yet the teller insists on continuing, with the hopes that they make him (or her) cooler.
...and while i was Championship BMX biking these 3 models asked me if i wanted sign to be an underground European DJ, but i had to decline for a supporting role in "The Wolverine". Because Chartales.
by boobturd December 15, 2013
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Courticles

One that is gay and or looks like a slutty bird.
Eww did you see that courticles? yeah she is soo slutty and looks like a bird.
by lilyusk123 April 11, 2011
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Shrunken Chesticles

Same meaning as flat chested when used to describe the bust size of a woman.
Man! She is flat chested! Yup, Shrunken Chesticles.
by Sham Danger January 30, 2015
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