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charcarodon pteryops giganticus

The Tau Cetian relative of Charcarodon Megalodon (the ancient Great White Shark, specimens of which up to 100 feet in length have been found as fossils on Earth). The distinctive feature of the Tau Cetian variety, notwithstanding its length, is its winglike appendages (similar to those of terrestrial "flying fish" classification "excocetidae"). The Tau Cetian Great Whites are known to be able to fly lengths up to 400 meters, and exceed altitudes of 13 meters.
The lagoons of Tau Ceti were placid until the Charcarodon pteryops giganticus broke the surface of the water.
by Nicholas Meyler September 15, 2003
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Flaming Charzard

When you set your girls ass on fire then put it out with your cum and scream you dont have enough badges to train me then run out of the room flapping your arms like a bird while you scream
by flying gamose February 23, 2018
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Charger Orgy

When you are with a bunch of people and you all have to share one charger
Fuck dude I forgot my charger! It’s going to be a total charger orgy
by hanson_cooper October 13, 2017
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Charzard

The act of when having sex with a women when your about to cum you light her pussy on fire then use your cum to put the fire out whilst flapping your arms screaming “you dont have enough xp to obtain me”
Friend:Bro how did the date with chelsey go!

You: Aw man I blew it, I tried to charzard her buy she didn't know what I was doing so I burnt her puss and now she is pressing charges...

Friend: Oh..Shit
by STINKY NIGGERS 112233 February 3, 2018
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Hey Charger

An advertising catch phrase, or call, for the release of the Chrysler Valiant Charger motor car in Australia in 1971. The phrase or call, was featured on T.V. advertisements, and featured people yelling "Hey Charger!" at all Charger drivers. The phrase and accompanying "V" sign with fingers is still given today amoung Chrysler Valiant afficianados.
Upon seeing a Valiant Charger, one would yell "Hey Charger!" accompanied by the "V" sign.
by Charger1 October 30, 2008
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Karma Charger

In Left 4 Dead 2, a charger that appears out of nowhere and starts pummeling the crap out of you, and no one can save you because
a. you ran too far ahead
b. you fell too far behind
c. you were being a total douchebag anyway so everyone just stands by and laughs at you during said pummeling
Player 1: Hey I bet I can get to the saferoom before u fgts lolololololol
(loling is interrupted by a charger ramming into player 1)
Players 2, 3, and 4 in unison: KARMA CHARGER!
by DeemonSeehorse March 31, 2010
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Chargering

verb - the act of blundering when you should have things well in hand. Based on the "cursed" NFL franchise LA (formerly San Diego) Chargers, Chargering is when you are screwing up or under-performing at an almost comical level
I know you were thinking "here they go chargering again" but they actually managed to pull out a win
by Zennofobic December 26, 2021
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