Chritarded

An adjective used to describe how people become retarded around Christmas time

Unbelievable, look at those grown women cat fighting over the Justin Beiber Christmas CD. What total Chritarded morons.

by ReReRubberRoom November 30, 2011

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Charizarded

Super fried.

Demetrius: Yo bro, you good?
Tyresius: Yeah dog I'm just charizarded right now.
Demetrius: No way man we got court in 15 minutes.

by sexymanlucas January 5, 2022

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The Charizard

During sex, light the girl's crotch on fire, then put it out with cum, then flap your arms wildly yelling "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"

"Dude last night I totally pulled the Charizard on Clarissa!"
"Nice!"

by Darth Furby October 21, 2008

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cardtard

Someone who has no clue how to play cards, especially poker. They usually rear their stupid heads at the Blackjack tables.

So I was in Vegas playing blackjack. I got dealt a pair of Kings. The dealer had a five showing. This cardtard next to me took a hit and got a facecard. The dealer drew a 6 and I lost $100 bucks. WTF?

by Larry Tiita August 24, 2009

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Chanatar

Adj. the name given to someone who is confused in any situation.

When her teacher told her to explain the meaning behind a coin, the student thought she was supposed to explain the features of the coin. She was being a Chanatar in that instance.

by KEDANI May 13, 2016

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Charzard

The act of when having sex with a women when your about to cum you light her pussy on fire then use your cum to put the fire out whilst flapping your arms screaming “you dont have enough xp to obtain me”

Friend:Bro how did the date with chelsey go!

You: Aw man I blew it, I tried to charzard her buy she didn't know what I was doing so I burnt her puss and now she is pressing charges...

Friend: Oh..Shit

by STINKY NIGGERS 112233 February 3, 2018

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