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Changlish

A poor excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of English.

To string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something.

If all else fails just claim China > All.
A typical Changlish explanation:

We have black guy running for president and HE'S MIT the one with a pregro 17 yr old daughter? I'm confused...

Man a genius is this guy McCain! No only is he trying to win over the chick voters with the milf Palin but the minority voters ad well.

"oh my god she gots a baby daddy?? I gots a baby daddy!!".

My vote you have sir. McCain for President.

(complete silence for 10 minutes)


I guess I'm wasting my educated humor on this crowd

/killself



(complete silence for 20 minutes)
by Omeee October 21, 2008
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Changlish

An excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of English.

To string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something.

When nobody understands you, just point out that your too intellectual for the group therefore they cannot comprehend.
A typical Changlish explanation:

We have black guy running for president and HE'S MIT the one with a pregro 17 yr old daughter? I'm confused...

Man a genius is this guy McCain! No only is he trying to win over the chick voters with the milf Palin but the minority voters ad well.

"oh my god she gots a baby daddy?? I gots a baby daddy!!".

My vote you have sir. McCain for President.

(complete silence for 10 minutes)


I guess I'm wasting my educated humor on this crowd. China #1. WOOOO!!!

/killself
by Omeeeee January 12, 2009
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chandwich

ITS A CHAD'S SANDWICH!
Chad- "hey I'm hungry! Got a sandwich?"
Non-Chad- "yah sure here is your sandwich"
Chad- "thanks, I guess it's a chandwich now!"
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hangwichu

A guy who says he wants to "hangwichu" immediately after having had sex with you.
He said, "I want to hangwichu, baby." I told him "no fucking way, dude. It was just sex. If you can't speak proper English I sure as hell don't want to "hangwichu."
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chamwich

A cheese and ham sandwich, shortened for effect.
"What do you want for lunch son?"

"A chamwich would be a dream, thanks"
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Canwich

Beers that are consumed on your lunchbreak at work.
"today during lunch break, i snuck out to my car for a few canwiches"
by Jargles85 August 27, 2009
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Hangwich

people being hanged really really close to each other.
"when they find me guilty for that murder, i hope i don't end up in a "Hangwich "
by sar. March 26, 2009
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