chancer

to release gas while taking the chance of soiling your pants

After eating taco bell he let out a chancer that stunk up the whole resturant and stayed close to the bathroom just in case.

by Roux, JD, ABF, Ian January 12, 2006

Chancery Lane

Noun meaning to take a chance, or a decision at random. Also used as a metaphorical road, implying someone is taking a risk.

(Named after the London tube station on the Central Line.)

'Let's take a Chancery Lane'.

or

'Sounds a bit risky, you're walking down Chancery Lane here..'

by East-end wordary September 21, 2011

chancery

Chancery;. A person with a coke bottle dick, Very charming and handsome make alpha male figure, with no tolerance for what they call that bullshit.

Hi Chancery, I respect you.

by Chancery May 8, 2018

Chancer

Our mate Noel Young from the pub..

"He's wearing that fake Armani again, Oh he's definately a chancer"

by MickyC February 15, 2005

chancers

Pervy men that think are really hot, and try and hit on fit girls. most likely to be freaks, ganstars or disgusting builders. perve

he a right old chancer

by michelle S April 3, 2005

chancer

a dude that attempts to fire an index finger up a girl's jacksie whilst enjoying carnal relations with her

"craig stewart is a fuckin' chancer, he tried to prod my tea-towel holder when he was hanging out me last night."

by frank pubes January 5, 2005

Bunch of chancers

A group of people unable and/or unqualified to carry out a specific task.
They have a dangerous mix of imposter syndrome and narcissistic traits so they are not truly aware of how absolutely useless they are.
If you ever have to deal with a Bunch of chancers in business you'll find that they make the most basic tasks completely infuriating.

Can also be used in an affectionate manner

I had to email that bunch of chancers 19 times over the last 6 months and the problem is still not fixed. Seriously, why do they have to make it so hard. What a bunch of cunts.

by nodnodwinkwink December 13, 2023