champooning

Drinking champagne from a woman's vagina as if it was a fury chalice.

Dave: What you doing tonight John?
John: Going to see Tessa, going to get some champagne on the way.
Dave: Ahhhh special night?
John: you could say that, hoping to use her furry chalice if you catch my drift.
Dave: You dirty bastard, after some champooning then?

by Everyman69s January 7, 2014

Champagning

Many men cum inside a girls ass and then they stick a cork in the girls asshole; then pull the cork out with a corkscrew and then the cum spurts out of the girls ass like a champagne bottle.

Guy: Yo how was the bukkake last night?

Friend: Oh it was sick dude! We even did some Champagning; there was cum all over the place.

by UselessPsycho February 24, 2017

Championism

When one does an act of sheer goodness, does a good favour for another person.

You're picking us up from Birdie's? That's championism!

by Adam Poole September 20, 2003

CHAMPIONNN

northern term for something thats well...Champion.
most effective in yorkshire accent

on holiday in saint tropez
"That tattoo you got is CHAMPIONNN"

"lets get a kebab"

by chmapionlammbbb October 16, 2008

Champaigning

Promoting the values & ideals of the top 1% of a nation's earners. Often done by drinking expensive beverages with them in lavish rooms, normally behind closed doors and usually in the total absence of the media's cameras & microphones.

Despite new campaign-financing restrictions, the champaigning has continued, with massive contributions coming from Brand-X, whose CEO Candidate-Y recently appointed as Finance Minister.

by NoFeetSmell October 13, 2011

Champagning

Champagning is the act of jerking off until the point of near ejaculation. The jerker then swiftly places their thumb over the tip, causing the load to spray like champagne.

Man one: ‘Nice haircut’
Man two: ‘Thanks. I think I’m going to do some Champagning tonight.’

by BrownEggsWithCheese March 16, 2022

Champagning

Getting the tip of your schlong (peepee) removed

champagning
Tom: hey man did you hear about what happened to Raphael?
Joe: yeah...heard he got champagned, popped open like a cork bottle

by champaningqueen69 June 16, 2022