Chaffed

Pertaining to the anti-radar decoy employed by the military whereby aircraft deploy cluster clouds of fine metal shavings in order to simulate decoy target objects.

Usually applied to mechanical drivetrain parts, but can be used in reference to anything which has been utterly destroyed to the point that it mostly consists of shattered or shredded fragments.

Frank that's the second one of those hubs that you've chaffed, you fucking animal.

by Voyd_naught February 12, 2019

Chaf

A person who claims to be a chad, but is in reality a toxic and overconfident loser.

Bob: You think Super Mario Bros 2 is the best Nintendo game ever. I don't. I'm objectively superior to you.
Liam: Shut up, Bob. You fucking chaf.

by sirkeysemiro May 9, 2022

Chaffing

really OLD English expression meaning Huge. Only nowadays being used by James May from Top Gear, and that Wine American adventure programme.

they spend their time fishing, in this chaffing big lake!

by youwannaknowmyname?Tough March 11, 2011

chaffing

What may appear to be an unfortunate mishap or series of events, but is usually the predictable consequence of laziness, incompetence or stubbornness.

I think there's been some chaffing over that e-mail Scott sent.

by Isobel Coombes August 7, 2008

Chaffed

The slang term for stealing something.

Allison, I heard you chaffed that beaver toy?
No Tasha, I was just borrowing it.

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

Chaf

Chill as fuck may be used more than once in a sentence to add emphasis.

person 1: how was that chick u had over last night?
Person 2: Chaf as CHAF!!!
Person 1: shit that is CHAF

by i cant feel my legs!! October 15, 2011

chaffing

the state of relaxing casually with one or more partners in a social manner. especially effective when the members of the party are named emily and or/adam. however a good glen can be a welcome compliment to a "chaff" on occasion.

"Chaff off"
"Chaff yourself"
"Motherchaffer"
"."
"Neigh"
"Chaffing man for life"

by Adam Bevan December 13, 2008