Chucksexual

Chucksexual is where you are in love with or feel sexual attraction to Chuck Bass regardless of your gender

Omg look how Emily is looking at Chuck’s photos she’s definitely Chucksexual

by marriedtochuckbass December 29, 2020

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

by LZ22 October 17, 2019

Cwood Chicks

This rare species (also referred to as rich bitches)is a a bunch of females that think they are above everyone else, they spend way to much time on their phones at partys, and cry if they get drunk. This rare breed is slowly taking over cwood with their large amounts of money and bitchy attitudes. But don’t dare call them rich because they work for absolutely everything aka mommy and daddy. Don’t show up to their party’s or they’ll accuse you of using them for their houses even though they use certain “friends” for their houses already. They call people sketchy for smoking yet they all smoke on the occasions and drink a 2/6 every Friday and Saturday. Be careful when coming to cwood you might get blinded by all of their pure white Air Force ones.

Person 1: Why am I hearing Ppl say nigga when there’s no black ppl?

Person 2:Because the cwood chicks are here

by Unknown123431 January 21, 2019

Chanksploon

Phil Lester's innocent version of fucked.

"I Chanksplooned your mum last night."

by Heart_eyes_howell March 4, 2016

Chacken

What you have just wrote. A chacken is a majestic creature living in the well overpopulated iPlanet X, created by apple to destroy the human planet. Eventually when you encounter a chacken then you consume yourself until you have created a lasagna. You then name the lasagna bitch. You then carry the lasagna around everywhere you go, not eating it. The Lasanga snaps and sends you to the moon, which pokes your eye. The moon then consumes your lasagna and you find yourself in the world of iPlanet X, chackens everywhere you look. Thanos then takes your eyesight and snaps you out of existence.

oh look its a chacken haha

by Subscribe to PewDiePie December 20, 2018

Taking down chicks

A process by which two good-looking, jacked bro friends go out on the town to find attractive females to pursue. Once said females are located, seduction ensues; large quantities of alcohol are consumed. Male-on-female petting begins at the next bar, and by the third, the makeout sesh commences. The girls drunkenly stumble to the bathroom, where they both confer over the fact they're probably going to go home and have sex with their new male friends, and reassure one another that they're not being slutty because "those guys are just sooo f***ing hot." A cab is split between the foursome back to the bro's place. Upon arrival, the two chicks are forced into the corner, and cell phones confiscated. The chicks are made to watch as the dudes aggressively strip one another down and start sucking each other off. The homosexual interaction is at once both rough and intimate. Male-on-male sex quickly follows the foreplay. The two guys can say things like, "I love you, man, but tonight I just want f*** you", or, "your butt looks amazing with my c*** inside of it". This interaction continues, testing various sexual acts until both females are crying and traumatized. In the event they don't freak out, slight insults can be aimed towards them, such as, "Sorry, honey, I would be doing this to you, but my buddy here is just so much hotter than you are. Plus, he actually knows how to make a man hard and c**". After both males climax, cell phones are returned and the females allowed to leave.

"Oh dude, you got me so hard last night when we were taking down chicks, you're the man."

"Dude. Good job last night on taking down chicks. I think it's safe to say they won't being going home with another bar bro anytime soon. Haha."

by joejack21423 February 9, 2014

Chicks Bro

When girls fail to see the fallacy in their own logic. What she says or does that leaves men stumped.

Me: You get offended too easily.
Her: I can't believe you just said that!

Chicks bro.

by Chicks Bro October 19, 2012