Chavezed

When you are caught viewing hentai and your video feed gets cut by the Venezuelan government and now every website you navigate to only has inspirational video footage featuring the glorious Comandante Hugo Chavez.

“Aw man, this scene is so hot!”
...
*video feed cuts*

“Shit! The Venezuelans found me.”
...
*Mi Comandante Chavez plays*

“I’ve been Chavezed! Damn, maybe I should stop watching hentai and embrace the glory of Socialism...”

by Mario Jumpman Stalin February 21, 2021

Matthew Chavez

A YouTube channel with 200,000 subscribers and live streams Lil Peep and a lot of chill music 24/7/
Great channel to play music for kick backs.

Play that Lil Peep 24/7 Radio from Matthew Chavez

by Peep4Ever June 22, 2020

Dirty Chavez

To wipe the sweat away from ones testicles and then wipe the very same hand across the face of another individual.

I told Jorge if he kept it up he would get a Dirty Chavez, so when he wasn't looking I reached up my shorts and then got him before he left for his new job in Oklahoma City.

by Tommy Owens March 22, 2010

Ding Chavez

the act of having a sexual partner flick your balls as you are blowing your load.

Broski: So dude, how did it go with that chick last night?

Broseph: Brah, she Ding Chavez'd the shit outta me!

Broski: How did it feel?

Broseph: It hurt so good brah, it hurt so good...

by Combat Jac November 20, 2009

chabez

A male person that has a dirty mind, and are usually in more than one relationship

Cath: Did u hear about that guy who's dating 4 girls?
Kate: Wow! He must be a chabez!

by CatCat24 February 1, 2017

Travis Chavez

The greatest and coolest guy alive. Perfect as perfect can be.

Damn, now thatsa Travis Chavez!

by Zingerz 123456 November 24, 2010

Bloody Chavez

A sexual act that involves performing sodomy without lubrication until rectal bleeding occurs followed by performing oral stimulus on the blood dripping anus, thereby getting blood all over one's face. If the giver of oral stimulation has a beard it can be known as a Bloody Castro.

Craig: Chris Brown didn't just give Rihanna a black eye, he gave her a bloody chavez!
Deebo: What chu mean?
Craig: He tore that ass up then tossed her salad!

by rickabone April 28, 2013