by BootlegMario September 13, 2020
Get the r/chonkers mug.A chocken is like a chicken only mightier. They are large and strong with giant pectoral muscles, and feet with a hundred toes. They are a menace, and cannot be slayed by an ordinary human being. Only one with strength and courage, one who posesses the Sword of Truthiness, can slay a chocken.
by Chocken Slayer April 24, 2010
Get the Chocken mug.A network of schools that trade your hard earned money for (mainly) horrible teachers, tons of exams, and a horrible campus. Associated with SABIS. First school opened in Lebanon. Also known as one of the hardest schools in the world.
by pianolover March 7, 2012
Get the Choueifat mug.A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.
The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.
The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.
These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.
The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.
These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
by Error451 September 30, 2020
Get the r/chonkers mug.Essentially the act of committing a rape choke, however, both legs off the assailant are off the ground and parallel to such.
Can be accomplished with a running start or hang wire used on movie sets.
Can be accomplished with a running start or hang wire used on movie sets.
dude 1: yo bro, see that guy over there, I think he’s grilling us.
Dude 2: word, I’m about to hit this mother f@&ker with a flying rape choke.
Dude 2: word, I’m about to hit this mother f@&ker with a flying rape choke.
by Matt_mcd1117 February 10, 2023
Get the flying rape choke mug.Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.
"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"
by Hoherbass October 6, 2019
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