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cereal box French

A very shaky command of French, gained primarily from reading bilingual product labels in Canada. Comes from the common experience of reading cereal boxes during breakfast.
1. I would love to visit Quebec, but like most Albertans, I only know cereal box French.

2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?

Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.

3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.
by Janey Canuck July 13, 2012
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John Cena theory

This theory says that the empty space in between atoms happens to be tiny John Cena's. This theory can neither be real of fake. The John Cena's keep singing their theme song. It's very cool and epic.
Student: Is the John Cena theory real?
Prof: Yesn't
by Eliasisnotgay October 11, 2020
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Cencal truck

A Cencal truck is a truck with an outrageously big lift, big chrome rims and relatively small tires. Said truck is usually seen with powder coated lift components and sagging in the rear. These trucks are extremely clean, they are not used for work, and see nothing but pavement.
"Hey Brah wanna go do some 4 wheeling in your cencal truck?"

"Sure Brah! Lets go climb that curb and flex hard!"
by DIRTYMAX November 24, 2013
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John cena

Person 1: OMG ITS John cena !!
Person 2: Where?
by Tman5711 June 17, 2020
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Cereal Monogamist

A person who eats the same cereal every day through the course of several boxes.
Phil: "Hey Kara, what do you want for breakfast?"
Kara: "I've been into those bran flakes for the last several weeks and I see no need to change."

That's a cereal monogamist.
by MzBranFlake February 8, 2012
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Cereal War of Ranboo’s Discord

It all started off with with Echo saying

‘i read somewhere that boiling water with cereal is better than milk’.

the conflict escalated slowly, dividing into two parties: milk cereal and water cereal. the leader of the water cereal was Raven while the leader of the milk cereal was TNTRay. TNTray and I banished the scoundrels.

In the end, the water cereal blew up the governing milk cereal. tragically, TNTRay and Raven both canonically died.

however, in an effort to declare a victor, i donated to philza asking him on this matter and he responded ‘when you are hungry, anything works. however milk or dry would be better’. the war came to an end with both parties searching for peace.

it ended with a peace treaty signed by TNT saying ‘To the water cereal, cocoa puffs, cookie crisps, and cereal boilers. The day this war started, I felt outraged. In pain. I was willing to give my life for this war (and I did). But I've since realized that we are all simply cereal lovers in different ways. We should all compromise and come to peace. Here's to the water and milk cereal, to the cookie crisps, the cocoa puffs, fruity pebbles, and creeper crunch. Love you all. But this is the end of the cereal war.’
Yo you remember that Cereal War of Ranboo’s Discord?
Dudeeeee Yeahhhh that was wild
by Ash_1001 February 16, 2021
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centaur express

A syrum mix extracted from human semen and horse semen. Some put this fucking masterpiece in empty coconut syrup bottles and bamboozle the shit out of people
Guy 1- yo wtf why does this syrup taste so bitter, where the hell did you get this?
Guy 2- lmao that's because its centaur express
Guy 1- awh fuck i got bamboozled now i gotta drink some bleach
by Oplix October 20, 2017
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