Commentosis

Commentosis, sometimes known as Tweetpression is the depression that engulfs a person when the object of your affection online comments to the comment after yours, and in doing so neglects to acknowledge your contribution to the thread.

The object of your affection- "I really need to get out of the house tonight!"
A person you hate now- "Yeah, same. I'm gonna go train at the gym."
You- "It's my night off, can I shout you dinner and a movie?"
The object of your affection- "Have a great session at the gym!!!"
Your inner monologue- "Total commentosis."

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

cameltosis

having a bad case of camel toe and/or persistently exhibiting camel toe in public. those afflicted with the condition are almost always female and tend to be oblivious to the harm that it causes others. while not contagious, it is a major turn-off to most people as it does reflect negatively on one's hygiene and clothing choices. there is no known cure for cameltosis but long skirts or dresses do mask the condition effectively.

I cannot wear tight jeans because I always get cameltosis when I wear them.

by rudedude91 May 10, 2021