cellular telephone

an ancient device used by the Natives as a sundial to keep track of time.

Jack:I used the cellular telephone to determine the time. It was 10:30 P.M

Jill: Its 4:30 P.M u moron

Nigahiga: he was off by about 6 hours.

by lunchboxes4life September 30, 2011

Cellular Device

a cell phone.

I got super excited when Jordy called me on my cellular device!!

I just got a new cellular device, I think i'll call Jordy!

by ILuvJordy January 22, 2009

cellular reflex

The instant reaction to produce a cell phone to check messages or calls, even when we know that we've not received any (or checking for cell reception in the event of not receiving calls or texts). Usually occurs when we see others texting or talking on theirs. Largely generated by insecurity. Not to be confused with the biological phenomenon.

Guy 1 receives a text.
Guy 2 immediately checks his phone
Guy 1 - "Man, put that damn phone away! No-one is calling or texting you - you've got a bad case of cellular reflex."

by innesa September 3, 2010

Cellular Reflex

When you immediately press the first option you see on a pop-up on your cellphone.

Person - "Oh cool, I would like to save this message as I took a long time to write it and can use it again later"
Phone - Save to Drafts?
Person - *No* (Cellular Reflex)
Person - "Oh shi-"

by AkLeMo April 8, 2010

Cellular Startle

The jump that occurs when you have your cell phone on vibrate, and someone calls it when it is close to your crotchal area. Usually accompanied by the humorous phrase "I'm vibrating". It is usually in your pocket when it says crotchal area, but see 'Texas Chili Bowl" for another kind of crotchal cellular jump experience

I was talking to my friend Mitch and I jumped out of my desk when my girlfriend called me, and gave me a cellular startle ....Actually it felt kinda' good.

by Kevin R. Miller May 18, 2006

cellular disorder

The inexplicable affliction that prevents one from maintaining the speed limit or driving within the lines while talking to someone on the cell phone. Curiously, holding a conversation with someone sitting in the seat next to you has no affect on coordination or control.

Get off the road bitch. You shouldn't be driving if you have a cellular disorder.

by Claude ReManes April 27, 2011

Cellular respiration

What our nutty British science teacher tried teaching us for 50 months.. and we all flunked the test with our tiny donkey brains

Halllooo dear explain what cellular respiration is ! Me: uhh a tea flavor??

by HHi kdkfmdfdmrk February 28, 2020