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Celaphorigism

noun: meaning body milk. White, creamy substance that is excreted from the male and female genitals.
Look Janet! All those kids are seeping into the sheets from your celaphorigism!
by Christurn April 1, 2007
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cellpholocate

To find someone in a large crowd using your cellphone.
Bob said he would meet us by the entrance to Slim's, but I don't see him. I'll cellpholocate him. "Bob, where are you? You're out front? I don't see you. You're next to the police car? There you are!"
by Job Smith May 12, 2006
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cellphonery

Rude and annoying usage of a cell phone in public, caused by a ridiculous novelty ring or a personal and private conversation conducted in a loud voice and obnoxious manner. Common in classrooms, elevators, and cramped bus stops.
That guys cellphonery on the elevator ruined my day.
Turn off your ringers in class, we don't need any cellphonery in here.
by pc_guitarguy December 13, 2008
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Celph Titled

Celph Titled (AKA The Rubix Cuban) is a Cuban rapper from Tampa, Florida who is known for being a part of the Demigodz crew as well as a member of Army of the Pharaohs.

Celph is known for his hilarious punchlines and wordplay, on guest appearances his rhymes will likely include wordplay that exploits the double meanings of certain words. His rhymes have historically been considered "weapon centric" focused on humor related to the use of weapons ranging from pistols to bazookas.

He is also known for actively trying to keep the style of hip hop used in the 1990s in the mainstream and has become increasingly influential as a result, proving he is much more than a punchline rapper.
Celph Titled Notable quotes:

"I don't got to use god's name in vain, to get my soldiers to blasphemy (blast-for-me)."Celph

"I can't change laws son, that's a Government issue"
"I break laws with my gun, that's a Government issue"Celph

"I'm like Donkey Kong, I got you n!ggas dodgin' my barrels"Celph

"I'm like a circus show sniper, I aim for the jugular"Celph
by P-Gunna November 10, 2010
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Cellphcentered

A common state of being in which a person's life is directed toward and extracted from their cellphone, to the exclusion of actual experience.
She's so cellphcentered she can't take a shower without the freakin' thing in her hand. From the shower, tripping down the stairs, getting honked at while crossing the street, eyes on her phone, she's like, having dinner with tonight's guy she met through her cellphone, covertly staring at the same cellphone in her lap as she swipes right on the next three guys and sends breakup texts to the last three. Ask her the color of tonight's date's eyes, I dare you.
by Monkey's Dad October 22, 2019
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cellphone novel

A Novel written on a cellphone or written on a computer with the intent of the book being veiwed on cellphone screens, so chapters are usually written shorter so there is little to no need for scrolling.
Chapter 187 of the cellphone novel: Secondhand Memories by Takatsu

We walked in silence for a while.

The twinkling lights in the neighbourhood slowly one by one were snuffed out, like candles.

But yet, this was not a depressing thought. As people turned off their lights, the night would gently embrace everyone with peace.
Hush. The night was our lullaby.

I glanced at my handphone. It was 12 already. I hadn’t realized I had spent so much time in the hospital.

“It’s really late isn’t it?” I asked no one in particular.
by sakakikala September 12, 2009
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cellphone

That thing ASSHOLES talk into as they drive or walk around feeling important.
Look at that asshole on the cellphone.
by Old Redneck Troll December 28, 2005
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