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Cellivate

The pavlovian act of reaching, or needing to reach, for one's cell phone in a group social setting in response to someone else's cell phone activity (usually a ring, or vibration, or merely lighting up).

Cellivation is an emergent behavior in cell-phone dominated cultures and can cause significant disruptions in group social activity (see example below).
A group of people are at brunch engaged in a deep conversation about social psychology. Suddenly, a cell phone on the table vibrates. Before the person can reach their cell phone, the conversation abruptly stops as people reach for their cell phones. This is cellivation at its cultural worst. "KQ's cell phone rang causing Scott to cellivate and interrupt the conversation, subsequently helping to invent this word"
by Jan Drake October 8, 2007
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Cellotato

The combination of a cello and a potato. The description of a lazy musician. Aka Maya Shukla. Cellotato is a famous song sang by her fellow peers. The original Cellotato is a famous musician that looks like a potato.
Maya is such a Cellotato.
by Cellotato November 19, 2018
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cellabator

A person who continually calls their own cell phone to listen to the ringtone
It soon became apparent, the new next door neighbour was a cellabator and in dire need of a music system
by gyrfalcon206 October 23, 2009
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Anal Rape Cellotape

A word you can shout out at random and it's funny because it rhymes! It works well with "Ring Sting". A very good way to amuse friends
Danny: DUDE
Sam: What?
Danny: ANAL RAPE CELLOTAPE
Sam: HAHAHA DUDE THATS SO FUNNY!
by Danny!!! March 7, 2011
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Cellubrate

When a person gets a new cell phone and forces friends and family to revel in it's glory.
Tom: Did you see that Jeff got the new iPhone?

Mary: Yeah, he made me cellubrate with him yesterday.
by Soviet Red Fox December 7, 2009
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the brutal cellmate

This is the ONLY sex act that the turd brains who submit disgusting sex acts to UD and are obviously virgin teenage boys with overactive imaginations,will ever experience. Should anyone ever attempt the ridiculous,impossible,violent or illegal sex moves submitted to Urban Dictionary,their future would certainly contain abundant,non-consenting,forceful,prison-style anal sex from a cellmate named Bubba.
My buddy tried the Cleveland Steamer on his wife.She had him arrested and now all he gets is the brutal cellmate.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
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celibate slut

A girl who is a virgin by choice, yet is popular for every other sexual act that lacks vaginal penetration.
You want a blowjob or an eyepopping threeway? GO buy Darla a burger, and tell her you agree. She's the coolest, most experienced celibate slut there is. Way cooler than regular sluts. BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!!
by StillHere June 15, 2008
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