Celly Irez

Literally the best music artist ever. He needs more attention! I'm a huge fan. He also went by Taz/Tazdied.

Bob: yo whos ur fav underground artist?
marci: celly irez obviously lmao

by marciahr October 7, 2021

Statue of Cellberty

The act of holding your cell phone up above your head to get better reception. While doing so, one looks like they are holding the torch as Lady Liberty does.

If you perform the Statue of Cellberty in the basement office, you may be able to send that important text

by babarrackass April 24, 2011

celly

One of the greatest rewards when someone scores a goal in hockey. It can be a short celly, or a group celly in which the whole team joins in. In most bender leagues, a goal scored may not count unless you celly. Bigger games mean bigger cellys.

Coach just about shit his pants when Jimmy cellyed last night after he scored!

by bardowndangles1111 May 2, 2011

cellborg

noun - A person who has completely merged with their cell phone. Fairly indistinguishable from a schizophrenic, as it is difficult to determine if they are talking to themselves, or to spider demons at large.

Play on "cyborg" q.v. and a merger of cell (phone) + "Borg" q.v.

That guy is such a cellborg! He was sitting on the toilet, wheeling and dealing!

Don't be such a cellborg! Take that piece of crap outta your ear once in a while!

by Roguess November 26, 2006

celly

1) a cellular telephone.
2) a roommate in prison or jail.

call me on your celly, man.
that fucker was the worst celly i ever had.

by john moritz August 24, 2003

Cellying

The act to celebrate very hard after a good play. Most often referred to a hockey or LAX celebration.

Man Johnny cellyed so hard after that dirty goal.

Man Cellying is so easy when you nip cheddar like me.

by DangleDangleSnipe October 27, 2010

cellborg

Any pretentious person with a blinking Bluetooth device in their ear and their cellphone either proudly displayed on their hip or hidden in a pocket or purse. The Bluetooth light reminds you that they're not insane, just complete tools.

"Every where I look in this airport I see blue lights in people's ears. I'm surrounded by cellborgs!"

"There were so many cellborgs at the office today I thought I was in the Cloud City. I started looking around for Billy Dee Williams."

by afrosheen May 25, 2007