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commonly used to refer to ketamine or other snorted drugs
spent all my money on that celery last saturday
celery by potatodoggy October 30, 2019
A vegetable so atrocious and disgusting

Don't eat celery it makes your breath smell gross af
Emilia: WTF is that smell
Craig: Oh...I just ate celery
Celery by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021
Something you can wipe your ipod on but be careful its dangerous to your health if you dont mix it up with concrete!
WIPE YOUR IPOD ON MY CELERY!
Celery by polocatfan November 22, 2010
Celery is a girl who you probably don't want to cross paths with. She has very sociopathic tendencies and can change personalities very quickly if it gives her what she wants. Celery will make friends and drop them when they are of no use to her anymore. She will lie and deceive you to benefit herself, and is very self-centered. No one will ever get to know her the way she knows herself. Although good at hiding it, she will make you think she believes your lies. She usually knows you are trying to deceive her before you know you are. Never get on the wrong side of a Celery. She may look and act nice, but alone, she's a monster.
Why is Celery acting like she doesn't care?

Probably because she doesn't.
Celery by nononever August 11, 2020
Someone with a plain personality. Not necessarily boring, but someone with little to say on any matter or someone who never has a suggestion on what to do.
Man, that TL girl is so celery.
celery by mar marrington August 27, 2010
celery - adj.; a synonym for cool
you are so celery, can i be as celery as you alex”

“wow alex, give me some of your celery”

“the celery radiates off of you, alex. so celery, you are”
celery by celeryshtick May 17, 2011