celebortion

A celebration of an abortion. Since it costs a lot of money, and nobody wants children, couples are encouraged celebrate the event.

"I know you're pregnant, I think we should have a celebortion!"

by Kawlinz May 20, 2007

Celebortion

When you go out for a celebration, but something comes up, and you have to cancel it half-way through.

Rufus: "How was the big celebration last Saturday?"
Sebastian: "We had to make it a celebortion, because Wanda got sick"

by Syrup_Sucker November 14, 2015

celebrotory

when you go out celebrating with your bros

joey finally got laid, lets go for a celebrotory night out and get hammered

by imlike14guise December 8, 2010

Celabortion

A party that you throw after an abortion to celebrate the fact that you will continue to have money and your own life.

Chrystal was so happy that she got $500 for her Celabortion. Now she can get lit and get laid.

by Evil Bastrd August 15, 2017

celebertities

A pair of Nice tities.

Damn son, Scarlett Johansson has some celebertities.

by Shawn- April 18, 2018