Cedricism

Cedricism is a school of philosophical thought were you are literally absolutely dumbfounded by other people's incompetence. Its very difficult to concretely describe, but it is essential that you assume yourself to be the emperor of all reason. The behaviour of a cedrician would typically include sitting right at the back of a philosophy class, reclining in jest. A cedrician will then go on to chortle to himself as people make suggestions, head facing the sky in amusement. He will then continue to laugh at intellectually-based poor humour, much like the ultimate articulation of rick and morty fans. All cedricians are restricted by rules, but if they were not, they would most likely lie naked, farting in dismissal at other people's logic and reasoning, puffing on an absolutely enormous cigar. If he were ever to grace the world with a suggestion of his own ideas, a cedrician would present them as if he is rationing peasants mere titbits of his superior knowledge, by using a laughably conversational tone.

Person 1: "formal logic is good in some instances, but sometimes it might take a two hour reading session just to prove that 1 + 1 doesn't equal 5"

learned scholar in cedricism: *laughs condescendingly, puffs on cigar, and burps in disapproval*

by rory39 November 7, 2017

cedric diggory

the hottest harry potter character and he can rail me.

someone: who’s the harry potter character you simp for!
me: cedric diggory.

someone: period.

by cedricdiggory’swife December 28, 2020

Cedrica

female; very kind heart, giving, loving and always there for the job to get done. Forgetful at times. Named after her father Cedric who couldn't produce a son for her mother.

Cedrica will get the job done!!
Ask Cedrica she always is there for you... but remind her.

by trya February 4, 2010

cedric diggory

the sexiest mf alive-
*cough*
the sexiest dead mf

“cedric diggory is so hot”
“stfu he’s dead and he’s not real”

by haha im not addicted to tikto January 9, 2021

Pull a Cedric

die. it means you're gonna just go die. Its referring to the one scene in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, when Cedric dies, similar to when people say "Im gonna pull a Zayn" (pulling a Zayn meaning, suddenly leaving).

A: Hey todays the first day of exams!
B: Oh shit I didnt study, brb im gonna go pull a Cedric

by Skyli.ehh December 21, 2020

Cedrick

A man with a lot of loving skills who is very technologic. He is so sexy it will explode your testicles/uteris'. Your mom will die of loving to much.

"Hey Cedrick"
"What"
"I want to have your children"
'I'm taken"

by qwertymanmanmanman September 26, 2012

cedryk

He doesn't give a fuck and is a cool guy and is warm blooded.

He is very cedryk and is cool.

by FlashFlame9000 March 15, 2018