Silent Cricket

When double teaming a woman, the two penises rub against each other vigorously but both men secretly enjoy it while never speaking of it.

Chris and Kyle were going to town on Tonia but neither would admit that the Silent Cricket was just as enjoyable.

by Chubbalove33 January 14, 2020

they gave me crickets

It's a slang phrase that means "No response", sometimes used by just typing the cricket emoji "🦗".

Keemstar tweeted out: "Jake Paul is a bitch"
The people: *No response*
Keemstar: THEY GAVE ME CRICKETS!

by Maldox July 1, 2019

not cricket

Meaning for something to be dodgy, wrong, or unfair.

Based on Cricket being a gentlemen's game, fair play is expected.

dude 1: My wife cheated on me with like six other men. :(
dude 2: That's just not cricket man! :S

by Bad wolf chesslover January 4, 2009

mud cricket

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack. -Adam Middleboro Ma

Who havent you slept with ya dang mud cricket

by JeepsusChrist September 22, 2015

cedricsexual

Cedricsexual is where you are utterly obsessed and in love with Cedric Diggory .

y/n- im in love with Cedric !!!
Harry- you must be cedricsexul!
y/n - I guess I am , hey Ron Guess what!

Ron- what??
Y/n - I’m cedricsexual!

by nataliesx December 27, 2020

Ghetto cricket

A chirping smoke detector that needs a battery changed.
A constant reminder you're poor.

You ghetto cricket is hungry for a new nine volt lunch

by Urahogg February 18, 2023

Bloomer Crickets

Bloomer Crickets are slang for Pubic Lice Infestation. Also called "crabs," pubic lice are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.

Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.

Signs and symptoms of Bloomer Crickets include:
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice

by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005