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Cazzikstan

The most awesome city in the world, used commonly as an example of awesomeness by lawyers. It is inhabited by an awesome queen in an awesome cazzle in the great country of Cazzikstan.
Guy 1: Yo dude where ya goin' for Spring break?
Guy 2: Aw I'm goin' to Cazzikstan man wanna come?
Guy 1: Yeah sure heard it's like New York City times ten!
Guy 2: Alright man lets go!
by thatpianokid March 9, 2011
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Cuzziscope

An instrument used to identify or observe Jacuzzis and Cuzzin. It can be a telescope pointed at a jacuzzi, a map of the region, a satellite focused on a region's jacuzzis, a magnifying glass pointed at a Jacuzzi, or a pair of binoculars used to view Cuzzis and identify barriers to Cuzzin. A cuzziscope is a scientifically calibrated instrument to measure the distance to a Jacuzzi, and identify the potential barriers and obstacles between you and a Cuzzi. To have a successful Cuzzi Hoppin experience, it is important to have a Cuzziscope.
Guy 1: Yo check out my telescope!

Guy 2: Dude why is it not pointed at a Cuzzi

*Moves the telescope and points it at the Cuzzi

Guy 2: This is now a cuzziscope!!

Guy 1: Dude!!

Guy 2: Yo we need this, we gotta scope out the Cuzzi. Cuzziscopin.

Guy 3: Yo I heard they're planning to launch a Hubble Cuzziscope
by Daytony500fan March 30, 2017
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canzis

A bad bitch that will beat your ass in a heartbeat if you try her the wrong way.
Ex. Canzis will beat yo ass.
by Stopppp January 27, 2017
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ball cuzzis

When a girl puts alkasalser in her mouth with water, and a dude puts his nads in her mouth.
This ball cuzzis feels good.
by tourettes1992 August 23, 2006
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cazzie

Cazzie is a really sweet girl. She always does the right thing and never gets into trouble. If you friends with Cazzie, keep her. She will be your best friend for life
My friend is called cazzie
by doremefasolate September 7, 2019
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Cazziper

A meaningless word made by a mf obsessed with Panafsh
I made the word "cazziper"
by Cazziper January 25, 2023
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FATTI CAZZI VOSTRI

Italian for:

1) Mind your own business, OR 2) Mind your f&*king business.
Mr. 2 cents:

Hey man, I really don't think that you should do it that way. If it was up to me I'd do it like this!

Your response:

Hey Mr. 2 cents, FATTI CAZZI VOSTRI uh! If I wanted your opinion I'd give it to you, stugats!
by CHE-212 May 18, 2008
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