Cauliflower

A woman that has extra large, well endowed inner labia.

Damn her inner labia is blossoming like cauliflower!

by vagina whisperer October 18, 2008

Cauliflower

A word at Pizza Factory used to ask a co-worker whether they would sleep with the girl customer that just walked into the restaraunt.

The responding worker than replies either yes, no, or while drunk.

worker #1: (girl walks into restaraunt) "Cauliflower"
worker #2: "meh...probably while drunk."

by paintbllr2008 August 2, 2007

Cauliflower

Cauliflower is used to describe hemorrhoids

Hey dude wanna drive crosscountry.

Nah I've got Cauliflower going on.

by JBRc51 April 5, 2020

Purple Cauliflower

A severe cased of inflamed, thrombosed hemorrhoids giving the area around the anus the appearance of a head of cauliflower.

Stan: Hey Brahhhhhhh! How was your weekend?
Gary: Great Brooooohhhhh! I wrecked my girlfriend's ass all weekend long. She loved it. But it looked like a Purple Cauliflower this morning. She wouldn't let me touch it.
Stan: Get her some salve Braaaaahhh!

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015

cauliflower lumps

When a fat guy's ass looks like head of cauliflower (usually a really pale person).

Damn son, you've got major cauliflower lumps, your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.

by dr. hoodrat January 3, 2016

cauliflower ear

Deformation (many times permanent) of the ear due to repetitive physical contact. Semi-common in boxers. VERY common in wrestlers/grapplers that have trained for a number of years.
This can be an initial sign of someone that can mess you up pretty bad. Some famous people include guys like BJ Penn and Randy "The Natural" Couture.

I was at a bar last night and I saw some loud-mouth, idiot starting shit with this guy who had cauliflower ears. 10 seconds later, the 'idiot' was choked out unconscience and looked like a slobbering jack-ass. He should have known better than to mess with that guy.

by earljames April 18, 2008

cauliflower beanbag

first coined by the comedian Lee Evans, the Cauliflower beanbag is the result of a man slipping during the balance beam event and catching the twins on the bar

He's one slip away from catching the twins....*DUMMM* cauliflower beanbag. Now he's only good for the walking race

by strangechild36 September 15, 2010