cattywompus

crooked; lopsided or askew.

"That picture frame is cattywompus."

by SweetTea56 February 10, 2008

caddywompus

askew, crooked, not quite right.

the car is caddy wompus, its parked over the lines on both sides.

by Ashley Pinney March 31, 2005

cattywampus

Not exactly centered or straight

The picture frame is cattywampus on the wall.

by Jo Gutierrez September 5, 2003

catywampus

Catywampus is a southern colloquialism that means off-kilter or unexpected.

That clock is all catywampus, effin thing runs backwards half the time.

by BarberStiles February 19, 2010

catawumpus

1. When something is all off balance or disheveled to the degree that you can see how its supposed to be and yet its clear that some rough-housing or real messin/cuttin up has made it nearly unworthy of bothering with to get it back that way due to the humor of the present state.

2. When someones point of view is really askew or makes no sense, thus their timing or sense of appropriateness lacks.

His hair was all catawumpus after we took him to the floor.

The music was so catawumpus that nobody could dance to it.

by thee radical eclectic August 30, 2006

Cattywompous

All Messed Up, In Disarray, A Mess

After the amateur got into his computer, the wiring was all cattywompous

by Spyguy September 14, 2004

cattywampus

see also: awry, askew, out-of-sorts

things seems a bit cattywampus as of late.

by www.joerandazzo.com September 8, 2003