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Cantalope

Mom: Want some cantalope?
Kids: No
Mom:But its the melon of the future
by Josie lynn July 25, 2011
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canteloping

A game where one hides cut up cantelope (or honeydew) in an inconspicuous place for someone to find. If the person that finds the melons has an aversion to the fruit, the game is especially rewarding for the players.
Angela puked when she found the cantelope in her pillow case! Canteloping her is fun
by Sanjay claus December 19, 2016
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cantelope

a fruit that is only good for fucking
me-you know you could just have sex with fruit
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist
by hpkid March 2, 2005
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Cantalope

A word that is use to describe a person who is being a cunt!
Man she is such a Cantalope!
by Mr. Giraff3 October 6, 2013
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Calmelope

damn that Calmelope eating grass over there looks peaceful.
by poofyhead March 15, 2010
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Canelope

The fruit names cantaloupe and muskmelon are used somewhat interchangeably. What is generally called cantaloupe in the west is really a muskmelon, characterized by a webbed surface. Cantaloupes have a smooth and lumpy skin with deep ridges. Cantaloupes were cultivated in Egypt's Nile valley as early as 2000 B.C.

Did you know that cantaloupes and melons are in the same gourd family as squashes and cucumbers. Most melons have similar structure to winter squash with thick flesh and inner seed-filled midsection. The difference between melons and squashes is very simply, it's the way that they are used. Squashes are considered vegetables, while cantaloupe melon is fruit, with sweet and juicy flavor.
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by bobor October 17, 2010
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Canteloupe Clit

Used to describe the cunt of a woman who's had sex so many times, the STDs have left green, blue, yellow, or orange splotches and/or stains around the clitoral region.
Holy penis! She's got a rainbow on her crotch! That's one hell of a canteloupe clit!
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