attacking the floor

Slang for falling on the ground. Used to save embarrassment.

Guy 1: Did you just fall?
Guy 2: No. I was attacking the floor.
Guy 1: Backwards?
Guy 2: I'm pretty talented, you know.

by bonelesspizza February 25, 2017

catwalking

to walk down the street, as if it were a runway

The way Aisha is catwalking you'd think she was Kate Fucking Moss.

by colorblocking July 27, 2013

attacking peru

a euphemism for male masturbation

I walked into Johnny's room, and you know what he was doing?! He was attacking peru!

by concernedcitizen123 February 20, 2009

attacking backwards

Nowadays, used to comically describe a retreat in online battle games.
However, in the past, many different forces such as the Mongol Horde, Napoleon's Grande Armee, Rommel's Afrikan Corps, Darius' Immortal Spada and so on...used this tactic to draw out enemy forces, discourage them from chase while escaping from enemy strength, divert attention away from other attacks moving forwards and/or to simply remaneuver around the battlefield.

Confederate cavalry under Colonel J.E.B. Stuart retreated to escape the clutches of Captain Carter's (Union)regiment and to allow berth for Stonewall Jackson's advance in the Battle of 1st Manassas.

by Smkngmgc June 15, 2004

The Japanese Are Attacking

Term used when a girl starts her period and needs to tell someone discreetly

Katie, the Japanese are attacking

by Casityyy March 26, 2019

catwalking

A bike trick. To ride on the bike while the front tire is in the air.

His tire is in the air which means he is catwalking.

by Joshua Beebe November 13, 2007

carjacking

Getting masturbated manually while driving a motor vehicle

Laura: Didn't you see that car just pull out in front of you
Trevor: No, I wasn't paying attention, you were carjacking me at the time

by dp mcdaniels May 11, 2010