Physical Constructive Criticism

The appropriate action to take when someone is being such an asshole that you owe it to *them* to punch them in the face.

That guy's an asshole. Let's take him out to the alley out back and give him some physical constructive criticism.

OR

Your honor, it was just a little physical constructive criticism.

by t3h Wu April 19, 2010

Constructive Shiticism

When you provide valid opinions for another individual with the means of helping that individual BUT in a direct, 'I don't give a shit about what you think' tone. The purpose of this direct tonality is to not beat around the bush and inform that individual of how it just is.

Friend: I want to talk to this girl in my class but I'm too scared!

Me: Grab your balls, stop bitching, and just do it.

Friend: Well....thanks for the constructive shiticism.

by daverdiculous January 26, 2014

Constructive Complement

When someone gives you a complement that also helps you.

"Alright, people. I'm only looking for constructive complements on my performance as a boss."

by Toaborox13 July 5, 2016

Constructive Trolling

When you give feedback to someone is a passive-aggressive way, often using sarcasm to put the point across. Very often in a way you wouldn't talk to someone in the street unless they are of diminutive stature. The end game though is to encourage a change of behaviours or procedures rather than just an act of cuntism.

It's about time someone said something, he may have sounded harsh but at least constructive trolling gets the point across.

by Dj4beat July 27, 2018

Constructive racism

A form of racial harassment used to defuse an awkward situation and/or to lighten a dark subject

Dont be annoyed because it is just some constructive racism.

The KKK hate black people but they like chocolate so why dont we just thwm chocolate men

by Gumby gumberson November 15, 2018

constructive destruction

Destruction in which no one is hurt, with a positive end result, such as catharsis, joy, jubilation, uncontrolled laughter, a feeling of release, an elevated spirit, a sense of relief, a sense of empowerment, a sense of adventure, or just the satisfaction of doing something that you would never have done, otherwise. Specifically, the smashing of ceramic and glassware, in a place created for this purpose only.

The act of releasing negative or pent up energy in a safe, controlled environment, so as to avoid lashing out at others, and to perpetuate proper behavior in public.

Smashing something, and having an incredibly fun time doing it.

Packaged and introduced to mainstream America, and brought into widespread modern acceptance, by a shop in San Diego, called Sarah's Smash Shack.

John: "I need to do something fun and different tonight. I feel a little pent up and irritated by life in general. I think I'll go take part in some constructive destruction at Sarah's Smash Shack. Yeah, I'm going to smash some shit up, and let go of this crap."

Christine: "I've heard of that! Constructive destruction! Smashing shit, where no one gets hurt, and they clean up the mess. No regrets! What a great idea. I've got some crap, I need to throw away, too!"

by GingerMac July 4, 2009

catastructive

A contraction for catastrophic destruction. An event so unimaginably disastrous that no single word describes it. An end of the world as we know it scenario.

The major breach exercise we are doing this year is profoundly catastructive; I hope we never face it for real!

by vududady August 19, 2017