A digusting cow who squats on the couch all the time.
A fat fucking lazy sow, who sits on the couch all day and sucks off of government assistance programs, rather then get a job.
A useless cunt who purposely gets knocked up to with illegitimate bastards every two years, in order to continue to live off of welfare checks and food stamps.
A 2 1/2 ton bitch who yells and screams at her fucktard kids rather then get her fat ass up and wobble across the room to discipline them.
A fat fucking lazy sow, who sits on the couch all day and sucks off of government assistance programs, rather then get a job.
A useless cunt who purposely gets knocked up to with illegitimate bastards every two years, in order to continue to live off of welfare checks and food stamps.
A 2 1/2 ton bitch who yells and screams at her fucktard kids rather then get her fat ass up and wobble across the room to discipline them.
"Tell that cowsquatch to get out of bed, it's already noon."
"Make that cowsquatch get off her fat ass and get a job and support her own little bastards."
"No wonder those kids are fucktards, look at that cowsquatch they have for a mother."
"Make that cowsquatch get off her fat ass and get a job and support her own little bastards."
"No wonder those kids are fucktards, look at that cowsquatch they have for a mother."
by thedocisinthehouse May 10, 2010
Get the Cowsquatch mug.When a girl's nether region is so unbelievably harry that her vag becomes impossible to find and you begin to doubt its very existence.
"Everything was going great until she revealed her clamsquatch. No matter how may ways I tried to track it down, I couldn't find her pussy. I even tried to get a picture of it, just to prove it was real, but the mythical creature in hiding proved to be more illusive than ever imagined."
by Clamsquatch Hunter March 9, 2014
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by AdrianBlack November 28, 2007
Get the Chatsquatch mug.by glearny April 13, 2010
Get the Batsquatch mug.Man 1: Did you see that fat, hairy guy raging when McDonalds only gave him half a burger!
Man 2: Yea, he went ape shit didn't he.
Man 1: Classic fatsquatch....
Man 2: Yea, he went ape shit didn't he.
Man 1: Classic fatsquatch....
by Fatman4938 March 8, 2011
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“oh my cat scratched me im fine.”
“oh heh you have alot of catscratches”
“oh my cat scratched me im fine.”
“oh heh you have alot of catscratches”
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