catposting

A post made to social media involving pictures of the poster's cats.

I'm catposting about my kitty sleeping in the sun.

by Mattjod May 17, 2022

catposting

a illustruous movement that has the sole objective of posting humourous cat images around the internet, however those images are more socially inclined into "shitposting" instead of the so called facebook memes of the past era, other popular names include: "silly cat images" or "discord cat memes".

a prevalent example of catposting is generally a funny low quality image of a cat followed with a equally funny or even in some cases a "silly" subtitle

by Heriek112 September 14, 2023

Sam Capron

If you ever have a Sam Capron in you’re life keep him forever he is sweet, kind ,loving , stinky and a guy with a great sense of humour. Sam Capron is also a great streamer on twitch and is related to a hot ass guy from the hype house aka Patrick Huston. I would never let him go if I were you. He has a great head of hair. He streams every night and is loyal to his followers I love this man.

“Yo have you ever watched this guy on stream he is funny asf” “ bro what’s his name” “samcap16 on twitch” also goes by Sam Capron

by Kaylee_blue January 25, 2021

catroll

When someone inserts a hidden/secret reference to cats online (especially utilising the ':3' emoticon). Cf: rickroll.

Number of catrolls I've performed on twitter:3

by deutschebahn May 23, 2011

catroptric tristesse

sadness that you'll never really know what other people think about you whether good or bad or if at all

I'm suffering from catroptric tristesse

by beautifulwordsandtheirmeanings November 10, 2019

catpocalypse

Cat+ apocalypse

A catastrophic event That only happens when all mice and rodents on earth disappear leaving cats nothing else to eat but humans. If you do not "let the dogs out" cats will devour your flesh, organs and poop. After devouring some of your body you are infected and turn into a cat/human hybrid. The Alpha cats eat the weaker cat/humans and shit them out creating an endless food supply.

dude 1 :wow that cat is eating that human it must be hungry
Dude 2: oh no a catpocalypse :(

by bosworthja1 July 21, 2011

Camproof

camproof |kamproōf|

evidence or argument establishing or helping to establish a fact or the truth of a statement by way of webcam.

Anonymous gay1: I am not wearing underwear

Anonymous gay2: CAMPROOF!

by Jafin May 7, 2010