catheter

A hollow flexible tube for insertion into the urethra to drain urine from the bladder

Charlt - "I can't believe he tripped over your catheter cable."
Jorge - "Indeed, my penis hole is now 5 times as wide, yet bloody as an ox."

by Skott October 23, 2004

texas catheter

using a condom with a tube attached attached to the end, usually leading to some sort of bucket so one doesn't have to get off the couch to pee

Recently Ben Knight had surgery on his knee and used a Texas catheter so he wouldn't have to get off the couch every time he had to piss...

by headjew March 24, 2010

catheter

The craziest crazy straw you could ever sip on

i drank some piss out of that lady's catheter last night so i could get high on morphine metabolites

by roger denis November 23, 2010

catbiter

1. someone who is skanky, or uncleanly

2. a person who preforms oral sex to cats

1. Jake is a catbiter because he does not take showers on a daily basis

2. Zak is a catbiter, keep your cats away from him

by Pro-K-von Music June 12, 2008

Chitler

A chia of hitler

Ch-ch-ch-chitler!

by PakoFYC13 March 6, 2011

catheter

The act of massaging the urethra with your tonuge until a woman uncontrollably urinates in your face.

Man I gave my bitch the catheter last night and she pissed in my face for 1 minute solid.

by dwb2010 February 4, 2010

Catheter

A tube that is inserted into your Urethra that can be extended floor length, that will spit occasionally (like a snake) causing cats to chase you down the hospital corridor.

Julian was chased by the black cat as his catheter spat back

by Ads_77 November 24, 2010