cantelope tester

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

by biggerspeck May 17, 2007

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salty cantelope

what spaull produces when rosie palms comes to town

Spaull's blue balls contain so much salty cantelope that he can ejaculate 5 feet.

by apt 3A June 7, 2004

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A term for a woman who can't find her own man to marry that she insists on pursuing and/or taking someone elses.

~Hey what she up to?
Chasing Tim.
~Isn't he Summers boyfriend?
Yeah.
~Oh she's a fucking Cantelope!
Such a slut.

by getmyshovel January 19, 2010

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I asked Patrick if he wanted to come over and cantelope while his man was away

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It’s like a cantaloupe but if you try hard enough, you can-elope. (eeeyyyyyyy)

“I would be with you, but I cantelope”

“Well if you keep practicing, soon you canelope”

by Matchachacha November 5, 2021

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A mesh of the word Cat and Antelope - but also used to describe a furry artist on social media that eats drywall and then has a tummyache.

"Did you see that Cattelope post?"
"YEA, apparently they eat drywall?"

by Weewooimadog March 6, 2023

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