social caterpillar

One who avoids social situations but better then a wallflower.

Zachary was a social caterpillar after he turned 13.

by Stoner Geniuses April 18, 2018

colin the caterpillar

A beautiful little boy, I beautiful in every way. He is a wonderful cake and he is incredibly valuable and tasty.

Colin the caterpillar is so darn sickly but I love him.

by Kingrakkiraptors January 5, 2020

Camp Hill Cooterpillar

Upon climaxing from vaginal intercourse, the male promptly removes his furry, unshaven phallus from the referenced "cooter," and proceeds to slide it up between his female partner's mammaries, as she engages in fellatio to clean off their combined juices. Please note that this act requires several months of pubic hair growth and may result in the need for a toothpick to remove clumps of hair from between the woman's teeth.

Following a wild night with Eunice, Arliss the Cave Man ended their encounter with a Camp Hill Cooterpillar. Eunice couldn't shake the taste of his man-hair for weeks.

by J.J. Jingleheimerschmidt March 1, 2009

Caterpillar Eyebrows

Large, bushy eyebrows on a persons face that resemble fat caterpillars.

Examples of men with caterpillar eyebrows include the comedian Stephen Frost and the Canadian politician Michael Ignatieff.

"Wow, those caterpillar eyebrows are so thick he's going to need to start brushing them every morning!"

by Potatosaladgirl December 23, 2009

Caterpillar Cartwheel

The act in which a group of five or more men stand in a straight line, insert their scrotums into the man in front of them, then proceed to do a synchronized cartwheel while still having anal.

Dude! I heard Johnny did a Caterpillar Cartwheel last night! They did five cartwheels before his dick snapped. Poor guy.

by Thechickenwing108 June 6, 2015

Sloppy Caterpillar

When a particularly ugly girl tries to give you a hand-job while you're soft /without boner. This usually doesn't result in ejaculation, and when it does it hurts like a burning hell. Usually done against the man's will.

That ugly bitch gave me a sloppy caterpillar!

by proudyellowman March 28, 2011

Catterpilla

The dance move that is exactly the same as the worm but makes more sense because it is actually what catterpilla's do. Worm's squirm.

Person 1: Can you do the Catterpilla?
Person 2: You mean the Worm?
Person 1: *Slaps person 2*
Person 2: Yes

by LatinoPowerRanger December 9, 2006