Mental Castration 

The art of mentally manipulating someone so badly that they can't even begin to think about having sex

Everything was fine until she told me she used to be a man, then I underwent a mental castration every time I seen her naked.my shit was softer than Spongebob.

Mental Castration by LandoThaJuggalo December 28, 2010

electronic castration 

The removal of all electronic type items from a teenagers life.

My teenager refuses to take out the garbage unless I threaten him with electronic castration.

electronic castration by mommylovesteens March 11, 2012

Self-castration 

The act of removing one's own testes, normally caused by overexposure to emasculating content.

Shane performed a self-castration after watching "twilight".

Self-castration by Dr. Skinner April 19, 2010

Castration 

Method of male sterilisation in which the testicles are removed by means of a pair of toenail clippers or other such device.

"AAAAAAAAARGH!!!" "Hold still!"

Castration by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004

castration fantasy 

To be castrated by the woman who you love and worship, either real or fantasy

castration fantasy is when you dream about or desire or think about the woman you love to loving-ly remove your testicles or to keep them in HER possesion

castration fantasy by viking48 February 28, 2009

Cashtration 

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Sorry, can't go shopping because I am in cashtration.

Cashtration by Mellen1 April 27, 2010

self-castration 

This word is already defined, but it means to remove one's own genitals (with a knife or their teeth). It is said that you can see more than enough of this on Pain Olympics (I don't even want to watch it and find out...) Honestly, anyone who engages in this instantly deserves a Darwin Award...

Two people observe a crackhead with a knife.
Person A: Holy shit! He's got a knife!! What do we do?
Person B: Stay out of sight. Be ready to call the cops if he starts something.

Person A: Sounds like a good idea. But, what if he attacks us? Do you know any martial arts or have a gun?
Person B: Yes and yes. For now, we just watch...
*a few moments later*
Person A and B simultaneously "puke their guts out"
Person B: That crackhead just performed self-castration! Quick! Hand him a Darwin Award!!

self-castration by Juggernaut2010 January 25, 2012