Carrotism is a religion mainly believe by bunnies and rabbits. Carrotism believes the one true god is a carrot and beats all others. Many people hate it but it is out there. I know of some people who believe in it.
"I didn't know you converted into carrotism? What even is that? Time to go look it up on Urban Dictionary."
by That One Bunny February 11, 2017
fans of one direction who are too naive and take everything that they boys jokes about literally
they dwell on the comments of youtube videos, twitter and occasionally the awful tumblr blog
they dwell on the comments of youtube videos, twitter and occasionally the awful tumblr blog
by idkme November 02, 2012
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 26, 2004
A orange vegatable that are rich in vitamin K (good for your eyes, I think)
and is used as a dildo,
and used to teach naive girls how to give BJs.
and is used as a dildo,
and used to teach naive girls how to give BJs.
by emma February 27, 2005
A woman of exquisite beauty; she is extremely pleasing to look upon; like a carrot, she is good for the eyes.
by The Rev NG8 August 05, 2018
A strong vegetable farmed in willy wonka's factory. He gets them from a select few of very strong Oompa Loompas that have dicks shaped like miniature chimichangas that are orange. They cut off their Peni and dry them out and give them to willy wonka. Then in four to six weeks they regenerate a new penis and the cycle starts again. Willy wonka then sends assloads of these Peni to Mexico where they are vastly distributed as carrots. Now you know the full truth about carrots. Also, ranch dressing is Oompa Loompa cum, and lettuce is their pubes. Carrot juice is shredded Oompa Loompa penis and carrot candies from china are mashed, melted, and refrozen Oompa Loompa peni.
Oh man! I accidentally ate a still-wet Oompa Loompa dick! It is really soggy! Carrots are lesbian food!
by Azsskater2 April 29, 2014
by MightyMcGloin May 16, 2010