One who likes to blow an l on some t's. Also likes to make love with men, but in a friend way so that it's not gay. Will one day hope to work at f.y.e.
"Dude he pulled a Carpet Bomb."
"What?"
"Yeah he followed me into wal-mart and wouldn't leave me alone til I went to f.y.e.
"Man, what a Deraj Carpetbomber."
"Yeah he sucks."
"Yeah I know. I love him!"
"Wait... what?"
"Nothing."
"What?"
"Yeah he followed me into wal-mart and wouldn't leave me alone til I went to f.y.e.
"Man, what a Deraj Carpetbomber."
"Yeah he sucks."
"Yeah I know. I love him!"
"Wait... what?"
"Nothing."
by I have one eye October 17, 2008
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An aesthetic specifically for dirty, cursed or creepy fursuits or plushies, basically any fursuits or plushies that are in a setting that they normally aren't in
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Molly has an Ali-carpetdog.
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