carny

One who is freakishly deformed in such a manner that it may scare other

"Eww....eleven toes? You are such a carny!"

by trogdor February 7, 2003

carny

often fond of and followed by midgets

by headows May 30, 2003

carny

1. Man who identifies with a 200ft. kitty.
2. "Random Weirdness" Moderator at stillepost.ca
3. Zombie-lovin-goodness

Carny wrote a zombie musical of which the narrator was a 200ft. music-messageboard-moderating kitty.

by stillepost.ca July 28, 2008

Carny

A carnival act.

This Carny is running the Zipper.

by Lit Soy July 6, 2016

Carny'd

The state of pure excess. When you have gone far beyond being drunk, crunk, stoned and blazed and have become straight up toxic--you are carny'd.

To reach carny'd, you need to fully embrace the spirit of a carnival worker. You wake up at noon, use your one remaining tooth to puncture an air hole in your Pabst so you can properly shotgun it. Hose vomit off the tilt-a-whirl while taking meth and Draino. Then when your shift ends, the real party begins. You wake up beside the bearded lady with a broken arm, smelling like moldy cabbage and have no idea how you got there.

Man, I just knocked back an Everclear/Rat Poison/Toothpaste cocktail and I can't feel my legs--I am so carny'd!

by KillaTON February 27, 2009

carny code

(kar' nee kod) n. The set of rules governing the existence of a carny and specifying that all carnies are kindred spirits and must look out for one another. (from The Simpsons)

Homer (in awe): "Did you hear that boy? The Carny code."
Homer (excited): "Did you hear that boy?"

by Raw Bacon January 17, 2007

carny hands

people, generally men, who have freakishly small hands.

Josh's carny hands freak me out, they are way too small, freakish!

by Vanelle March 3, 2009