carny

often fond of and followed by midgets

by headows May 30, 2003

carny

1. Man who identifies with a 200ft. kitty.
2. "Random Weirdness" Moderator at stillepost.ca
3. Zombie-lovin-goodness

Carny wrote a zombie musical of which the narrator was a 200ft. music-messageboard-moderating kitty.

by stillepost.ca July 28, 2008

carnie

Carnival workers. Good, hardworking, trustworthy, honest, good-for-nothing, unreliable, foul-smelling vagrants who work at our nation's (USA) carnivals.

Do not let these people into your homes.

The effing carnie sat on the couch and now we have to burn it... and him. Wheres my wallet?

by the_guy January 14, 2005

Carnies

Carnival Folk. Can be easily distinguished from homo-sapiens by their lack of teeth, greasy never-washed mullet, bad posture and horrific smell. Can be found in their natural habitat at most Carnivals, Festivals and other Social events. Will shout as loud as humanly possible from their booth in the hopes that they will somehow convince you to give them money.
Scientific research has shown that Carnies share specific strands of DNA with that of the common bush rat. As such, their grotesque and disfigured appearance may be the result of a mixture of Rodent Genetics and the Bubonic Plague.

Matt: Damn these Carnies straight to hell! All they do is shout at you. I swear I saw one trying to proposition a small child away from its parents and into its booth, but it was scared away by the unholy smell.

by S.M.A.C July 16, 2007

carnie

Austin Powers Sums this one up nicley.

Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

Hey carnie those coconuts are stuck to the poles !

by Mixmaster Jazzy G April 8, 2004

Carnie

Carnie is the name of the hapless protagonist from the blockbuster hit "Death of Carnie". He is proficient with torches and old timey bicycles. His nemesis is N-Steak

Carnie is underfed and possibly immortal.

by Great Sacandaga Lake October 2, 2007

Carnis

A carnis is the opposite of a vegan and only uses animal products

"I'm going a Carnis diet!"

by Candy_cigar September 23, 2019