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carbotarian

carbotarian, noun. A person whose diet consists mainly of foods high in carbohydrates.
My sister claims to be a vegetarian, but all she eats is bread; she's such a carbotarian.

There were so many carbs in that meal I feel like a carobotarian.

Vegans and vegetarians who don't know how to control their diets will become carbotarians.
by Powerstothepeople July 23, 2013
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Carnevarian

A person who eats meat and animal proteins as their primary source of nutrients, though they may enjoy plant matter at times. Carnivarians are the anti-nazivegan, and do not tolerate others telling them what they can and cannot eat.
Veggie Velma: "How can you eat meat? Don't you know it came from a poor little cow that was helplessly slaughtered? You should be a Nazivegan like me, and save the world by being pushy."

Meaty Mark: "Just slap that cow between two pieces of bread, and call me a happy carnevarian. I'll eat how I choose to eat, and you can eat how you choose."
by Tobias B. Bradick May 28, 2008
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Carnivarian

Someone who insists on only eating meat and does not give a crap about political correctness, by all those flatulent vegetarians.

Will only eat vegetables providing there is a side of cow/fish/chicken associated with it, or they will be deeply offended about the lack consideration shown by vegetarians who insist on omitting meat from a regular meal
Will you go to a vegetarian restaurant ? No I am a Carnivarian and must eat meat with my meals.
by giuliocc June 10, 2009
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Carnivarian

Opposite/Nemesis of the Vegetarian. A meat and potatoes sort with lust for multiple meats stacked and launched into their gullets at rage force.
Oh, no lettuce, tomato or onion on my bacon swiss burger dip please.... I'm a Carnivarian.
by Donkey Hodey February 23, 2011
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Cakeatarian

One whose diet consists of mostly cake and other pastries. Most eat fruits as well and exercise for good measure(and to prevent becoming fat, as that is unsightly).
Jane, the proud cakeatarian, used her weekends to eat lots of cupcakes and then promptly play tennis with friends afterwards.

Joe: I'm switching to Cakeatarianism, healthy diets can go fuck themselves.
What? JOE is evolving!
...
Congratulations! Your JOE evolved into FATASS!
by Dat.muffin February 8, 2012
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Carnevarian

A person who eats meat and animal proteins as their primary source of nutrients. Related to the Meatatarian, however the Carnevarian believes that eating vegetables is cruel to plants. Just because you can't hear their cries doesn't mean they don't feel. At least in the killing of animals for meat you are honest with yourself. Carnivarians are the anti-vegetarian, and do not tolerate Vegetarians / Vegans telling them what they can and cannot eat.
Veggy Velma: "How can you eat that steak? Don't you know the suffering that poor cow went through?"

Meaty Mark: "How can you eat that salad? What about the suffering of those sprouts and lettuce as they were ripped from the ground?"

Veggy Velma: "They don't feel anything. I'm a tree hugging vegetarian. I care about all the animals."

Meaty Mark: "I'm a Carnevarian, and I am honest about where my food comes from. Don't tell me how to live, and I won't tell you."
by Tobias B. Bradick May 22, 2008
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Coronatarian

Meat eaters who went vegetarian but turned back into carnivores because of the Coronavirus pandemic and their desire for meaty comfort food from their childhood.
I went vegetarian for 10 years, but if I'm gonna die of Covid-19 I'm gonna eat that bacon cheeseburger I've been craving for the last decade. As long as I'm in quarantine, I'm a coronatarian!
by 24MMIASMF7 May 3, 2020
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