christian carmichael

A kid who's going to be popular when he is 14 years old and will have a girlfriend named Kendal Shelley.

Have you met Christian Carmichael he's popular now!

by Christian Carmichael March 14, 2017

Sloppy Carmichael

The act of drooling into ones sphincter then letting it leak back into your mouth and using it as mouth wash. Then proceeding to makeout with your partner.

I watched Nick and his girlfriend perform a sloppy carmichael, it was disgusting!

by Bthibs October 14, 2011

Carmichael Dave

When you're fucking a chick in the ass and right before you cum she looks back at you with fangled ass teeth. You then realize that this is no chick, but a man! After completion, the man continues to call you non-stop, asking ridiculously long questions.

Guy #1: Yo dude, I was fucking this chick last night!
Guy #2: Oh, Yea?
Guy #1: Yea, turns out it was Carmichael Dave. Now I'm going over on my anytime minutes...

by Street Pirates August 29, 2012

Sarah Carmichael

The baddest bitch who just got engaged at 17. She bad, she thick. She Sarah Carmichael.

Damn did you see her? Who? Sarah Carmichael.

by mee_is_mee September 12, 2017

Ava Carmichael Alabiso

A wonderful hot girl every guy falls for her boyfriend name is probably Jemari or Jhon

Man: wow i just talked to that hot girl ava over there i think she likes me
Jemari:to bad she is my girlfriend she likes me
Ava Carmichael Alabiso: a hot girl

by joshthemann2 May 26, 2022

Carmichael

When a woman gives you a blowjob, while she is sitting on the toilet.

Guy 1: "Dude, this chick gave me a Carmichael last night!"
Guy 2: "No way! She's a freak!"

by Thebartenderslastcall July 19, 2022

Carmichael

When you receive a blowjob from someone, while they are seated on a toilet. AKA reverse blumpkin.

Guy 1: "Dude, I got out of the shower last night and my girl immediately gave me a carmichael."
Guy 2: "Woah man, you've got a freak!"

by Thebartenderslastcall July 22, 2022