Carked it

To severely fuck something up to the point of no return

"I'm so sorry about your car, you really carked it in that crash"

"Man I absolutely carked my exam"

"amanda really carked it the other day when she got back with her ex"

by comegetyalljuice March 28, 2018

carked out

To pass out/fall asleep/become unconscious .

I cant believe i carked out in the bogs last night,
That shit fucked me up !

by lessliex January 2, 2011

Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.

Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!

by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021

Caked up

Having a big booty or when someone’s butt looks fat/ good

“Daisy’s caked up!”
“Have you been working out, you’re caked up!”

by SavageWordDict. December 18, 2018

Muffin-caked

When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.

“Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.

by TrishaE September 27, 2019

cakedy

A very very good YouTube channel. He does pretty good videos and has over 5 million subscribers!

Damn Daniel! Back at it again by watching Cakedy!

by Cakerson May 25, 2016

J Clarked

the act of someone liking every status and picture you post on facebook so you're notifications are flooded by likes from a certain person.

I just logged on after work and I had 83 notifications. I think I've been J Clarked again.

by tie dyed heart March 15, 2013