Conjaculations

A witty retort to someone who is

Bragging about his good fortune

Conjaculations on your new

Yacht,

"Chaz"

by Laslo420 May 19, 2021

Cajaculation

The act of defecating and ejaculating in synchrony

From the portuguese "Cajaculação" (Cagar + Ejacular)

Happy new gooooooon!!!!!
I just cajaculate! XD
I hope you a good cajaculation time :)

by _mr.polo_ March 6, 2025

Premature Carjackulation

When someone attempts to steal your car while you're still in it.

You: "While I was in the city the other day, someone tried to steal my car before I've even left it!"
Clever friend: "Sounds like a premature carjackulation."

by pseudonympth September 19, 2013

Cryjaculation

When you are so sad you burst with tears , explosively as they gush from your eyes

Mary graces face flashed red as she cryjaculated, oozing fluids all over the new velvet sofa, she felt so felt so good after such a powerful cryjaculation.

by sean jay April 29, 2024

crojaculation

When a crow that is packing attempts to shoot a load until becoming self aware and realising that he is infertile.. then he shoots himself rather than a load

"Ay bro, did you see that mega-crojaculation?"

by b1llb1llson April 1, 2025

Crojaculation

When a crow that is packing attempts to shoot a load until becoming self aware and realising that he is infertile.. then he shoots himself rather than a load

"Ay bro, did you see that crojaculation? That shit was crazy!"

by b1llb1llson April 1, 2025